1. ikupo:

    emoij:

    clapbacks:

    amazing

    aw man christians have it tough in a nation built for christians by christians and run by christians. :-/ 

    Reblogging for the comment

    Fucking goddammit.

    Christians are viewing the workld finally getting tired of all their bullshit as opression.

    My mom is like, “patrick, we are becoming the minority”. And I’m like “Bigots? Thank god.”

    (via rbookbakes)

     
  2. HOLDE MINE HAIR

    ye olde partie times

    Verily, thou art such a lightweight.

    Things ye can’t: even.

    Thou only liveth once

    #YOLOTH

    (Source: preparetobawl, via ravenclaw-prefect-anthony)

     
  3. satansays0001:

    gigglebangs:

    Hey guys, I’m cleaning out my texts to make room for iOS 8 but I just had to screenshot these from a guy I met at a college party back in April, who I expressed disinterest to after speaking with him for two days and then he wouldn’t leave me alone 👌 #whiteboys

    LOLOL bye

    Please god I’m so tired of racism. I’m just fucking tired of it.

     
  4. gay-men:

    Urgh. [via]

    This homophobe is the worst kind of homophobe. Its tolerance and acceptance in disguise. It’s lies.

     

  5. priceofliberty:

    hellabiafra:

    vegasmo:

    Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

    *goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

    Animal: *licks its own asshole*

    human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

    I’m sure if it was a common ability, licking one’s own asshole would be a thing.

    (via beardedwolf)

     

  6. You don’t know struggle!

    I lived in a time where the reblog button was at the TOP of a post.

     
  7. biinarykid:

    stunningpicture:

    Cookie in a milk cup.

    I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

    (via rbookbakes)

     
  8. biinarykid:

    stunningpicture:

    Milk in cookie cup.

    I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

    (via rbookbakes)

     
  9. traceexcalibur:

    kakurenbonola:

    onebay1:

    SMELL LIKE A MAN

    SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

    SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

    SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

    Men don’t even do laundry, though.

    we will now that we can do MAN LAUNDRY with SPORT BOUNCE

    "men don’t do laundry" is as reductive as making dryer sheets for men.

    (via rbookbakes)

     

  10. wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

    current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

    (via boysscout)

     
  11. easyay:

    this is how i do friendship

    Rashida, you crazy.

    (Source: wenchyfloozymoo, via shit-howdyy)

     

  12. True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

    (Source: askboxmemes, via rbookbakes)

     

  13. yelled:

    when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

    image

    (via shit-howdyy)

     
  14. changeoflife88:

    toxicdeer:

    mrrobotico:

    screwsociety:

    lame-waves:

    i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

    "I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

    DYING

    Omg

    LIVING for her!

    This girl for president

     
     

  15. sickforya:

    raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

    (via changeoflife88)